The Saddest Break Up Tale.

We were together for years. And over the last few months, my heart has been breaking piece by piece.

The others were never good enough. They left me with a bad taste, and I knew my nights with them would never last. They were most certainly one night stands, and for a while, I felt like that was all I’d ever have.

But then, I saw him and experienced all of his glory.. He was one of very few words. He never spoke back, got sassy, or told me I was wrong. Actually, being with him made me feel so right. He lifted me up when I was down and made me fly when I was already high. And for the first time in my life, I thought I had met my match.

It wasn’t until early this year, when I started changing my life around that things got rough with us. I began trying to be healthier, and in turn spent less time with him. I think the distance made him angry – because every time we actually got together, it was short lived and I always went to bed alone with a sick feeling in my stomach.

It wasn’t until last month, when I thought I’d give it one more shot, that I truly knew it was over. I thought it would be sweet to spend the Halloween weeks together in Salem Massachusetts, where celebrating before the actual holiday wouldn’t be so out of the ordinary.

We had dinner, which was lovely, and everything went fine for a few hours. We met again at a tavern and I thought the chill running through me was just from the cold. But alas, it was not. I got home and felt that same sick, sad feeling in my stomach. I could hear him yelling at me as I wept and vomited in the bathroom.


And just like that, I knew. No, sir. I cannot handle you anymore. My healthy lifestyle has torn me from your sweet aroma. My clean body and mind makes it difficult to spend any reasonable amount of time with you. It hurts to be without you, but it hurts more when I’m with you.

We had many great, wonderful years together. I’ll never forget how happy he made me feel. I’ve started moving on, slowly but surely, and I know that even though we aren’t together, I’m in a great place in my life. Time will only tell if we ever meet again. Maybe a short embrace here and there, but that’s all we’ll ever have between us.

Jameson, I will always love you. Thank you for the time we did have. Until we meet again.



Friday Nothingness


Oh haaaaaay, Friday. Shoot, it feels like we were just here.


I have absolutely nothing of substance for ya’ll. This most will probably consist of my random thoughts and some humorous GIFs to animate my inner dialogue.

After work I’m going to one of those haunted houses up in New Hampshire to get the shit scared out of me by a bunch of actors dressed up as zombies. It’s not that their look scares me. It’s just the “jump” factor. A few weeks ago, I went to Nightmare New England and their actors were INCREDIBLE. They were poppin’ up from places I didn’t even know were possible! One fine lookin’ zombie jumped out of a bush and scared me, and then whispered that I was cute in my ear. Haha! UM. Thanks, but, you kind of gave me anxiety prior to your sweet talking, so I couldn’t wrap my head around it.

I haven’t heard from LM this week. I made an executive decision not to contact him because I really don’t want to see him anymore and luckily he hasn’t tried to talk to me either. My friend and her boyfriend (who hooked us up) broke up, and they’ve been spending a ton of time together so I think that has something to do with it.

Oh, well 🙂


As much as I’m going to miss the mind blowing sex, this just has to happen. I want a legit relationship, not a side piece. And plus, relationship sex is WAY better. You have more opportunities to try some fun stuff you wouldn’t do with a stranger.

Tomorrow, there’s a new brewery opening up a few towns away. They’re new customers of ours at work, so I’m going to go with a friend to welcome them to town and OBVIOUSLY because there’s going to be free booze and food.


And the new owners are young, so I’ll make sure to be lookin’ spiffy just in case one or both are good looking.

One more random thought before I let you guys go off into the world (if you haven’t already stopped reading). I want to talk to you guys about ROAD RAGE.

As I was driving home from work a few weeks ago and almost blacked out from how angry other drivers were making me, I had this thought:

I am one of the sweetest people you will ever meet in your lifetime. What in the world gives me the right to treat people the way I do as soon as I’m behind the wheel? I become a MONSTER.

Everyone does it! Your mom does it, your neighbor does it. Hell, your NANA wearing an oxygen tank while smoking a cigarette flips off the first person that cuts her off.

So from that moment on, I decided enough is enough. I made a pledge to not be an angry driver anymore. If I’m going to interact with any asshole drivers, I will approach them with peace and tranquility.


And you know what? Driving home is a lot more pleasant. I even blow kisses at the people who beep at me now. I feel like my sweet self again. How lovely.

So take that home with you today. Are you the nicest person in the world? Do you think you could actually murder someone on the highway with your car? Then you need help. I bet these guys are the nicest people in the world too.


Have a fabulous weekend everyone!