– I have a whopping $0.31 in my checking account.
– I’m channeling Rudy Huxtable today because I ran out of gel.
– I dropped my car ashtray in my brand new week old car.
– It’s only 9:15 AM and I’ve managed to bang my hip on the edge of my desk TWICE.
– I definitely fell asleep for almost 3 seconds in the shower this morning
– Did I mention I only have $0.31 ?
Thank you, universe.