Reasons to Laugh at Myself Today

Reasons to Laugh at Myself Today

– I have a whopping $0.31 in my checking account.

– I’m channeling Rudy Huxtable today because I ran out of gel.

– I dropped my car ashtray in my brand new week old car.

– It’s only 9:15 AM and I’ve managed to bang my hip on the edge of my desk TWICE.

– I definitely fell asleep for almost 3 seconds in the shower this morning

– Did I mention I only have $0.31 ?

Thank you, universe.

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